Scaramucci, Scaramucci, can you do the fandango?
A lively three-step, him then you then him again,
The castanets tweet out the rhythm.
Will this couples dance take the spice
Out of the daily press briefings?
Only time will tell, but for now
I just read the article about Sean Spicer resigning as White House Press Secretary and Anthony Scaramucci, a financier, being named his replacement. (http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/sean_spicer_resigns_as_white_house_press_secretary_20170721) The first thought that popped into my head was the first line of this poem. Then, there is that wonderful word fandango which means both a Spanish dance in triple metre, and a foolish or useless act or thing. Unfortunately, both apply to the position these days. I couldn’t resist the rest. Enjoy.